Friends, first time a symptomatic study of a Facebooker's sickness has been made and is here for further expert comments & study if any, from the cyber-world.
Symptoms:
Infected Facebooker is all down from its own/others Walls, Profiles, Pictures, Notes, Comments, Like-Unlike, Inbox; - almost all places & sites.
Effects:
The Facebooker just can't move anymore. He/she is just off from the cyber/surreal world.
Causes:
Various factors, so are various theories being put on by various facebooking experts, such as:
1. Enzyme Inhibition Theory:
Cytologist refer it to the Mitochondrial region - to the inner unit membrane Cristae, whose surface contains basic unit particle in a row for energy transfer which goes in the production of ATP molecule. Some unknown inhibiting factor for 'ATPase Synthatase' enzyme is causing all havoc of lesser production of ATPs in Mitochondria.
As Mitochondria does have its own DNA, free from nuclear control of their cell, its very likely that problem resides in their Nucleotides.
2. Viral Theory:
Some kind of yet unidentified virus, which spreads possibly from inbox area.
3. Chromosomal Aberration Theory:
Some kind of Mono/Trisomy in yet unidentified Autosome.
4. Mutant Gene Theory:
Facebooker species are producing radiation fall-outs. Its possible that it has caused some Gene to mutate and that Mutant Gene is responsible for this sickness.
5. Another point of view goes for neutral Neutron shower from some unidentified area, possibly inbox of Facebook itself.
6 Degenerating Chromosome Theory:
Some experts have shown concern that like degenerating Y sex chromosome of males, there is a Gene riding on Y and has been affected partially to produce this sickness.
Predisposing Factors:
1. Geographical/territorial, east/west, north/south, caste/colour/creed/culture/religious beliefs etc.
2. Language/expressions: winking smileys, insiniuations, deep-worded explanations may be the aggravating reasons to add.
3. As factors are still in study, so no universal reasons could be laid down as of yet.
Relief Points:
1. Time-space, the coordinate 4th, being great factor. Individual Facebooker based on their biomass/exposed electromagnetic radiation ratio - they become ok after certain given period of rest.
2. During this rest period, audible as well as subsonic musical sound exposure of: Data file preferable WAV, sampling frequency 96,000 Hz, sampling size 24 bit data, channel stereo preferably 5.1, THD lower to .1%, S/N 8-110 db is recommended.
3. As sound is an energy, the following points to be noted, while giving prescribed exposure to the sick:
a. Sound energy, after it is absorbed by a body, it is transformed in to heat.
b. Critical Frequency once reached, can cause resonance various:
b1. Mechanical Resonance (e.g. Breaking of glasswares, oscillation of bridges).
b2. Sound Resonance (e.g. Vibrations of surroundings).
b3. Infra Sonic Sound (body organ oscillation, where our abdominal cavity acts as a big chamber for below 20 Hz infra sound, which matches with the frequency of the body organ).
So it is safer to consult a Sound Engineer.
4. Music recommendations are for classical/folk/fusion kind of Thematic Instrumentals - solo or ensembles, functional music, jazz - which normally does not identify itself to human-made cultural barriers, sort of transcendental meditational effect they create, initiating a faster healing.
5. Last, but no way least, Prayers given by various prophets are of immense help to come out of this trauma of Facebookers.
Amen.
(#thurs feb 24th, 2011)
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